Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Nobody cares maddie!

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penis

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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