- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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