Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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