A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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