A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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