- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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