When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Brain fart

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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