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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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