- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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