Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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