- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Anyone can post anything.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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