- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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