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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's white and gluey Glue

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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