- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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