- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A house comes around the corner.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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