how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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