- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Eric is gay Ha

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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