Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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