Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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why dont they make black forks

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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