- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

George W. Bush

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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