Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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the WNBA.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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