Yes

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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