- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Detroit has a low crime rate

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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