- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Please ignore this statement.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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