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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Guest what in the butt

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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