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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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