A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Your big dick.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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