What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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