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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

i wonder who made this website? a human

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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