- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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