Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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