Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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The New York Giants

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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