If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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