I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

like most people my age. im 27

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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