Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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