- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock Who's there

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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