How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Tilt your screen back .

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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