My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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