- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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