How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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