What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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A young baby died.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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