there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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