- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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