- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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