- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Gustavo Andrade

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

hey guys im gay

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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