jokes r dumb

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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kennah campion... being nice

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Turtles

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Well, this is fun.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black succeeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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