- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Anti jokes are funny

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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