Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

So this blonde walks into a library.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

theres a fat guy

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

the cow goes moo

nathan palmer has a big head !

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

GRAAAAAAAR.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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