why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's 9 +10 19

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What comes after "Q" R

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why Because

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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