Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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