A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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The WNBA.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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