Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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