Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What comes after "Q" R

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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