A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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make me a sandwich!

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Liars go to hell! -God

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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I like jokes.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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