Lockerbie bombing

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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