What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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