Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Aodhan Hearty

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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