A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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George W. Bush

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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I have no joke. u mad?

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apple pie.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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