live babies

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Women's rights.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Well, this is fun.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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