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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

i have aids and a chode

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What do you call a group of asians? China.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Dani Barton = Stupid

No joke.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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