One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Black Poeple

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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suck my dick.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Women's rights

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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