In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's brown and sticky? A stick

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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