- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Women's rights.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Womens rights.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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