hi bye

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I hate you.

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I love you very much.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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