What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

If life hands you lemons Take them

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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