I met a man today. His name was John.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Liars go to hell! -God

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I like jokes.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I hate you.

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I love you very much.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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