What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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live babies

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What time is it? 10:58

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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