A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Chuck Norris died.

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arse

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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marble

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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