Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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12 in general

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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