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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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