What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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