- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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