Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Tucker Rivera

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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