- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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