- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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