- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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