- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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