a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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