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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Your Mom The End.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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