knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

human centipede

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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