what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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