- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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