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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

My cat just died.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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