How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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knock,knock you suck

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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womens rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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