A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Chuck Norris.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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