- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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