What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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