I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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