what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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dallen loves penis

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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